DOWNLOAD: THE END OF DISCUSSING THE END OF HISTORY
The Professor, Lord Copperpot, Sir Magnus, and Slouch Sixpack beat the dead rodent that is Brew Dog’s “End of History”.
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ALEHEADS 
Ok. While the benefits and drawbacks of “The end of history” are debatable, one conclusion is clear. The aleheads are poor mammalogists. Remember when The Dude said “nice marmot?” Yeah. That was a joke. Because the animal in question was a ferret, which is a carnivore, not “an aquatic rodent” regardless of city limits. Get it?
Stoats are also carnivores. On a stoat, so you see continuously growing incisors with a distinctive orange enamel? No! Alternatively, do you see canines (fangs) on a rodent? I sure hope not, that would be scary, and worthy of publication by the esteemed American Mammal Society.
Learn your dentition aleheads! Its like you were all literature or philosophy majors with no plan in life.
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Look, we can sit here arguing about what “order of mammals” stoats fall under until the cows come home (cows are primates, right?). But let’s just find some common ground and agree that Slouch Sixpack is DEFINITELY some sort of rodent. Maybe a vole? Or a prairie dog?
For the record, I was a government major with no plan in life.
And I still think stoats are stupid.